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March 01 My Guilds Quote Thread!Lexion: Yeah, the power of an ocean cannot stop me! He said before he drowned in icey cold salt water
Me: Ya, than you would haunt me!
Lexion: Nah, I would watch you naked while you showered and cover you in eckotoplasm
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Me: You gotta fuck a few fatties to get into heaven!
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Me: Are you... alone?
Kable: Yes
Me: What are you wearing?
Kable: A pair of basketball shorts and a long sleeve T
Me: not acceptable, try again
Kable: OK, just the T
Me: Try harder!!
Me: something seski! lol
Kable: nothing
Me: good enough...
Kable: Can i put my clothes back on now?
Me: Sure
Kable: Your prolly wearing a jogging suit
Me: Actually i am
Kable: I'm outside your window bitch!
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MATURE 18+
I gave this link to Kable and....
Me: Hmmm.... theres a hole in your panties
 Kable: Is that coochie i see?
Me: Think so
Kable: Nice find!........It is!! Camel toe!!! I see it!!!
Me: relax my friend... relax
Kable: LOL, she prolly dont even know and the photographer is like "fuck it" and takes the pics anyways
Kable: and she is wondering "why does he have a boner? its not like he can see anything"
Kable: WRONG BITCH!
Kable: The whole crew is prolly like "oh shit!"
Too funny!
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Talking about Kables pinkeye/stye/snottingeye!
Kable: u knew you gave this to me
Me: actually i think its something... just going around
Kable: your prolly gonna give me bird flu next!
Kable: stay away from me your diseased!
Me: gimme hug peez?
Me: *staggers towards you*
Me: come on!!! .......bear hug
Kable FUK NO!!!!!!!!!!!
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I play all kinds of games with these guys from FEAR to COV and they are just HILLARIOUS!!!! We talk on ventrilo and i crack up!! I plan on meeting them, im going to sweden this summer to met Lexion..and go sky diving like ive always wanted! Ill probably go flordia to met the Kable guy too :P If you want info...
OH heres another funny quote!
Lexion: I am coming over and peeing on your door knob
Kable: misterman wheres your sister?
Misterman: NO Kable your not doing anything with my sister!
Kable: come on man im only 10 yrs older than her
Lexion: Yes your sending my fuckin poptarts finally!! all i want is my poptarts
Kable: you sound more excited about the poptarts than the IPOD you just bought
Lexion: i would be even more excited eating the poptarts off your mom!
Kable: Lex...
Lexion: What?
Kable: shut da fuck up
Lexion: .....stoopid Pollack
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Me: nah, its no biggie.. i can always get the game later.
Kable: Yeah, its just a game ashley god!
Me:
 OMFG!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS GAME!?!?! IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF!!!Kable: eewwwwww
Me: aaaarrrrrggggggg it burns!!!!!
Kable: go clean your shorts!!
Me: THE PAIN,LIFE SUCKS
Kable: ......ya and than there was kable
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Kable: this sucks, i think i have a stye... its snotting and it hurts!
Me:
 Kable: come lick it out!
Me: EEEWWW GAWD! thats fuckin nasty as hell!
 Kable: cmon
Me: ....ah alright
 *lick*Kable: hahaha, wish it was that easy to get you to do everything...
Me: what are you refering to?
Kable: Letting me give you a dutch oven.
A dutch oven - is when you are in bed with your spouse, fart... put their head under the covers and they breath in the fumes!
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Me: Theres a Chupacabra outside my window and he wants to dance wit me!
Me: Whaaaa... whats this?!?! OH GAWD, now hes rubbing his nipples and making faces!
Me: Why is there a chupacabra outside my window rubbing his nipples?!?!?!
Kable: You trippin or something?
Me: ridiculous......... so anything interesting happen lately?
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Lexion: Well, men have generic things we do aswell... men are like
Lexion: "Why should i buy a new shirt, the hole in this one i can cover up with my jacket".... or...
Lexion: "Woah! Now i can pretend i had 3 arms but one got amputated and i kept the shirt as memorabilia!"
Me: HAHAHAHA!!!
Lexion: Just accept the fact that having 3 arms could be good now and then
Me: No i wont!
Lexion: Say uncle!
Me: NO!
 Lexion: Say it! I'll tickle you till you pee your pants
Me: No! *smacks nose* Bad Lex!
Lexion: Thats it, your getting out of control.... im fetching the cattle prod. Trackbacks (2)The trackback URL for this entry is: http://bobket.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!8F0871FDEA82E3D5!520.trak Weblogs that reference this entry
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