HUMEROUS HOROSCOPES

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.

PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the F.B.I. or the C.I.A. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence.

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddam Nazi.

GEMINI (May 21 - June 21)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard.

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you're probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. 

SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are not worth the time of day.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

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Me: You gotta fuck a few fatties to get into heaven!

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Talking about Kables pinkeye/stye/snottingeye!

 

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I play all kinds of games with these guys from FEAR to COV and they are just HILLARIOUS!!!! We talk on ventrilo and i crack up!! I plan on meeting them, im going to sweden this summer to met Lexion..and go sky diving like ive always wanted! Ill probably go flordia to met the Kable guy too :P If you want info...

 

OH heres another funny quote!

 

 

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~Audiorebirth~

 

uhh... thats something people usually inturpt themselves :P but ill tell you how i see it. :)

 

"Mother is the name for God on the lips & hearts of all children"

Children are very loving, so the love of when they SAY "mother" they mean "love" like the love they feel for God.

 

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions"

Some decisions you make are MASKED as good intentions, but in actuality they are misleading, distructive, and cause more damage than you intended. Or you have the right intention but your made the wrong decision. I tried :P

 

~Lifeisdeath~

 

:) that dog is so mad cute! Thanks for posting that pup, i put it on my funnies now. I know what you mean about the penguin, i still stare and laugh at it ...ill be safe :) and ill keep running.